What?? $3.99 for an iPhone app? Are you crazy? The nerve of some people. Lunatics.
How can you expect me to pay $3.99 for this? Every single iPhone app I’ve ever downloaded is either free or costs 99 cents. Now, you expect me to pay $3.99, and all I’m able to judge it by is a couple of screenshots, a brief description and a few shill-sounding reviews.
I can’t believe you would charge so much money for a simple iPhone app that probably took you… I don’t know, maybe 4 months and a team of developers to produce, not to mention all the time it took to come up with the idea in the first place. $3.99… Sheesh… Maniacs.
Oh, hold on a sec … I’m just pulling in to the local Burger Hut….
“Welcome to Burger Hut, can I take your order, please?”
Yeah, how much is your biggy-wiggy super-sized artery-busting toxic waste burger combo that I’ll devour in about 4 minutes flat if I decide to breathe while I eat?
“$6.99 plus tax, sir.”
Okay, I’ll take two.