Yesterday I tweeted the following: “On current client project, client says CSS only needs to work in Chrome. Let me know how jealous you are.”
The results weren’t too surprising. Below I brainstormed a list of some other things we wish clients would say. I guess this is the polar opposite of what you find here, except these quotes aren’t real. Enjoy.

Let’s have some fun with CSS selectors, properties, and values. All the rule sets shown here contain valid CSS that represent things in real life.
I wanted to tweet this, but it was too long for Twitter so I thought I’d just post it as a short piece for the weekend.
This is not a knock against my current area of work. I love what I do, and I don’t intend to change. But I think most of us think about what we might do (or what we might have done) if web design wasn’t in the equation.